First off, a little quiz. There is a penalty for cheating, but none for incorrect answers. 1. Santa Claus was born a) in the North Pole...
Until you’ve been publicly caught with your hand in the proverbial cookie jar, you’ve never known the true meaning of shame. Or so they say. Speaking...
I tend to get excited in October, so beware. Coming up soon is the Ocean Beach Octoberfest where I get to play M.C. on the main...
My lovely friend Nodique Deneen recently, briefly turned my thoughts away from another maddeningly illiterate television commercial (which ends “We all want to be a mom...
I’ve lost count of the number of people whom I’ve run into during the past several weeks (as opposed to the seven or so people I...
Even as it was happening, 1968 seemed to be the Ride of the Century. It zoomed along Time’s highway, blindly changing lanes and bouncing off guard...
A television commercial promoting Las Vegas is the insidious cause of my most recent nightmares. The spot is flashy and frenetic and features a couple of...
I’ve become sick and tired of the surfeit of sexually oriented material that has crept into the chaste fiber of this column for far too long...
Thanks for putting up with me again last month when I embroiled myself in yet another maniacal rant concerning the word “c–l”. It must have been...